Funny Hymns 
 

The Dentist's Hymn:..................Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn.........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing

The Contractor's Hymn.............The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy,Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn..............I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn..................Pass It On

The Shopper's Hymn...............Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

The Pilot's Hymn.......................I'll Fly Away

The Paramedic's Hymn...................Revive Us Again

The Judge's Hymn.......................Almost Persuaded

The Psychiatrist's Hymn............Just A Little Talk With Jesus

The Architect's Hymn...................How Firm A Foundation

The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn...........A Charge To Keep I Have

The Zookeeper's Hymn..............All Creatures of Our God & King

The Postal Worker's Hymn...............So Send I You

The Waiter's Hymn......................Fill My Cup, Lord

The Gardener's Hymn................Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming

The Lifeguard's Hymn...................Rescue the Perishing

The Criminal's Hymn....................Search Me, O God

The Baker's Hymn.............When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder

The Shoe Repairer's Hymn...............It Is Well With My Soul

The Travel Agent's Hymn................Anywhere With Jesus

The Geologist's Hymn...................Rock of Ages

The Hematologist's Hymn.............Are You Washed in the Blood?

The Menswear Clerk's Hymn..............Blest Be the Tie

The Umpire's Hymn......................I Need No Other Argument

The Librarian's Hymn...................Whispering Hope


Now, for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns for you: 

45 mph......................God Will Take Care of You 
55 mph......................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah 
65 mph......................Nearer My God to Thee 
75 mph......................Nearer Still Nearer 
85 mph......................This World Is Not My Home 
95 mph......................Lord, I'm Coming Home 
Over 100 mph................Precious Memories

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